A Rose By Any Other Name

If you are looking for a sweet Rose for your Juliet why not opt for the long lasting option that generates pleasure for years rather than the week it sits in a vase. You may not choose to sit the Icicles No 12 Rose Glass Dildo on the side board but its pure aesthetic beauty cannot be denied. The delicate folds of petal at the tip have a distinct labial quality with a pinkish hue at the head that exudes a feminine elegance and charm. The texture and ripples of the shaft stimulate on penetration and compliment the smooth feel of hand blown glass. Heat up the glass or freeze for icy sensations whilst the massager will not shatter or break. Cleaning the glass variety of dildo is easy with a wipe over the smooth surface or by popping on the top shelf of the dishwasher.

Valentine's is rolling around and the Icicles Rose Dildo would make a welcome gift for an expectant lover, although perhaps reserve the choice for a seasoned sex toy user rather than a novice who perhaps wouldn't opt for a glass dildo from the off!

 

Simultaneous lovin

If rabbit vibrators have never been your sex toy of choice but you love the feeling of dual stimulation then adapt your dildo for double pleasure. Simply take a vibrating cock ring and place it over your dildo to the base as you would a penis during intercourse . Gently work the strokes with your dildo to maximise the contact of the vibrator against the clitoris. If you use a g spot sex toy the tip can be massaged against your pleasure spot without pulling the vibrating ring too far from your clitoral area. The feeling of fullness in the vagina whilst enjoying the nerve tingling sensation of clitoral stimulation can bring you to climax before you say bin that bunny.

The Dildo Debate

Here at the office this afternoon we have had the great dildo debate (well its nearly a long weekend). After much deliberating we have formed two distinct factions, the soft or solid groups.

Now we all want our dildos hard as ultimately that's the aim of the game but the great divide occurs when it comes down to the material used. Jelly, latex and rubber dildos are soft & tactile but being porous are harder to keep clean and absorb lubricant at a much faster rate. "Wait" cried the softies (hence forth named) Silicone dildos are gloriously soft and skin like, will warm to your body temperature in a flash, contain no chemicals and can be put in the dishwasher for a super duper sterile hot wash.

The solids argue that glass dildos have similar qualities being hypoallergenic, non-porous and dishwasher safe. The glass dildo can also be cooled as well as warmed and they get the aesthetes vote with their array of beautiful colours and swirls. Ceramic and wooden dildos are also more of a sensual art form and are extremely durable if cared for properly. The seasoned dildo users argue that the solid dildo is better at reaching the g spot as the harder material applies better pressure to our pleasure zone.

Hard, soft which dildo do you prefer?

The Vagina Doctor Juicing Her Mangos

Samantha Bachman (AKA The Vagina Doctor) has been travelling the globe for many years working on behalf women in third world countries in relation to vaginal hygiene, sex education and menstrual issues.

Her journey into Africa introduced her to the practice of female genital mutilation and so began her global action to bring attention to, and erase this barbaric practise.

What better way to grab our attention than with The Mango Juicer, a sex toy like no other, able to juice mango's and juice your mango with its effective G Spot curve to the tip. Its cunning disguise enables its transit into countries where religious and cultural belief prevents the use of sex toys and female masturbation.

Profits are donated to charities working towards eradicating the practice of female genital mutilation so a much worthy purchase for any supporter of human rights and juicing mango's.

Real Feel versus Plastic Fantastic

We would like to see Harry Hill pit the realistic sex toy against the new female, airport scanner, mother in law just saw my clit stim on the bathroom shelf friendly sex toys that are a plenty in the adult market.

In his satirical show we would like to see Harry introduce the realistic dildo from one door & the smooth lines of a discreet 'pebble' creation from the other & see the carnage ensue as we all yell 'fight'.

Its a hard choice do you prefer the vein popping, realistic 8 inch with every manly detail in its full glory or shiny 'pleasure object' your mother would probably dust & place on the mantelpiece mistaking it as your latest purchase from the John Lewis home department?

There are benefits to both types of sex toy & discretion has to be on the side of the sex toy creation with innocent styling. The scanner at Heathrow would hardly notice the Lelo Nea passing through baggage control but the Prince Charming dildo is going to look like a cock in your case whichever way you turn it. The realistic sex toy has to win in the getting down & dirty stakes though as the realistic dildo makes a sexy prop for fantasy play or turning your partner on in foreplay. If you both fantasise about you (or your man) being taken by a huge male member the small pink vibrating butterfly just doesn't provide the erotic aesthetics, whereas the natural dildo will provide the necessary visuals to have you both wet.

Designer chic over detailed dildo, pulsating pleasure object over vein popping penis its a hard choice but we would say both have their place in the bedroom & why limit yourself to one genre when you can try them all!

The best of both: Cupids Finger Tingler Airport friendly sex toy

Lipstick Vibrator Handbag safe

Brush Bunny Hotel bathroom friendly

Boy Wonder Realistic dildo with vibrations

Mr Perfect The perfect Realistic proportions

The ceramic dildos - Sensual art?

We have taken delivery today of a completely new genre of sex toy in The Boudoir today - The ceramic dildo. Scepticism was abound as the very firm & cool texture of ceramic didn't immediately correlate with the use of a dildo.

Lovemoiselle call their ceramic dildo's 'sensual art' & art they certainly are. The smooth lines & decorative motif on the dildo shaft make the phallic beauties true show pieces. The ceramic dildo does indeed consist of a higher quality material with presentation that is truly design led.

I am already bias in that glass dildos have never appealed but the ceramic on the Lovemoiselle toys feels more organic & silky smooth without the glacial cool of a glass dildo.

The silky smooth surface of the dildos is also non-porous making it extremely hygienic & the durability of the ceramic means they are dildos to last a lifetime.

Ok I'm persuaded to give one a try & I must say that it warms in your hand very quickly - already I'm coming around!

Sex Toys & Blended Orgasm

If I am ever asked "Why Sex Toys" I always give the answer why settle for one stimulation when you can have two or three! I am of course talking of blended orgasm.

Blended Orgasms are a recognised method of orgasm & basically means that you stimulate more than one sexual area to achieve an orgasm that is a mixture of all the sensations, a more intense & whole body experience that leaves you wanting more!

Sex toys can achieve this either together, in the functions of one toy or whilst enjoying your partner.

Here are my sex toy choices for a perfect blended orgasm:

Rabbit Vibrators give women the easiest blended orgasm & now you know why they are so popular. The rotating or vibrating shaft coupled with clitoral stimulation on the ears allows women to experience a vaginal & clitoral orgasm in one go.

The Rock Chick a g-spot stimulator with clitoral vibrations simply rock yourself to a

g- spot/clitoral orgasm

Dinky Pink the quiet & discreet vibrator for clitoral stimulation during intercourse. A vaginal & clitoral orgasm together feels amazing.

A Butt Plug inserted whilst having sex gives an amazing full feeling & intensifies your orgasm.

Use a Dildo whilst having anal sex with your partner for double penetration without needing a willing volunteer.

A Double Dildo offers twice the play value, either a sex toy to share or anal/vaginal stimulation to blend your orgasm.

A G- spot vibrator used by your partner whilst giving you oral sex will definitely give you a deep & penetrating climax.

So when people ask me 'Why Sex Toys' I answer 'I guess I'm just greedy!'