We would like to see Harry Hill pit the realistic sex toy against the new female, airport scanner, mother in law just saw my clit stim on the bathroom shelf friendly sex toys that are a plenty in the adult market.
In his satirical show we would like to see Harry introduce the realistic dildo from one door & the smooth lines of a discreet 'pebble' creation from the other & see the carnage ensue as we all yell 'fight'.
Its a hard choice do you prefer the vein popping, realistic 8 inch with every manly detail in its full glory or shiny 'pleasure object' your mother would probably dust & place on the mantelpiece mistaking it as your latest purchase from the John Lewis home department?
There are benefits to both types of sex toy & discretion has to be on the side of the sex toy creation with innocent styling. The scanner at Heathrow would hardly notice the Lelo Nea passing through baggage control but the Prince Charming dildo is going to look like a cock in your case whichever way you turn it. The realistic sex toy has to win in the getting down & dirty stakes though as the realistic dildo makes a sexy prop for fantasy play or turning your partner on in foreplay. If you both fantasise about you (or your man) being taken by a huge male member the small pink vibrating butterfly just doesn't provide the erotic aesthetics, whereas the natural dildo will provide the necessary visuals to have you both wet.
Designer chic over detailed dildo, pulsating pleasure object over vein popping penis its a hard choice but we would say both have their place in the bedroom & why limit yourself to one genre when you can try them all!
The best of both: Cupids Finger Tingler Airport friendly sex toy
Lipstick Vibrator Handbag safe
Brush Bunny Hotel bathroom friendly
Boy Wonder Realistic dildo with vibrations
Mr Perfect The perfect Realistic proportions
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