A List Sex

A list sex scenes are always polished pokery at its best. Lighting, makeup, camera shot, strategically placed bed sheets & screams & moans of Ecstasy that any stage school mistress would be proud of. Re-enacting a scene from your favourite movie can bring on some erotic fantasy fun for us mere mortals too, simply watch the scene of choice & act it out with your own x rated ending of course. A vote in the office opted for Kim Basinger's strip scene in 91/2 weeks to Joe Cocker's 'You can leave your hat on', extremely sexy & the song is perfect for strip tease.

If you want a mainstream movie with sex toys incorporated in actual scenes try the following:

Immoral Tales 1974 with vaginal pearl insertion by Marie Forså, Interno di un convento with wooden dildo insertion by Olivia Pascal, Shortbus where TV personality and singer Sook-Yin Lee is shown using a sextoy during a masturbation scene.

Smooth as Silk

We all grabbed a bottle of Sliquid Smooth when it arrived, the only consideration was which scent to choose.

Smooth from Sliquid is an intimate cream for a shave on your delicate parts which applies to any body hair. It is paraben & glycerin free & as Sliquid don't contribute to animal cruelty is also lanolin free & 100% Vegan friendly.

Ok so it ticks all the boxes on the conscious consumer front but how does it stand up in the shower? Sliquid claims that Smooth is formulated for sensitive skins with a formulation that protects & moisturises, eliminating the red rash you can get after an intimate shave.

We all used it on our bikini area & it was great, I usually suffer with sore patches after an intimate shave but the sliquid smooth left my skin smooth & clear. A resounding thumbs up.

You don't need much which is good as it costs more than your average shave cream but if your bikini line is the most sensitive area it s a fab buy to keep just for your buffed brazilian.

Its Spring Lets Make Like Bunnies

We know we shouldn't but we love the bunny harness by wolf princess designs.

The Rabbit harness is a fully functional strap on with a difference & features a foft pink faux fur for maximum comfort with a bunny tail that actually squeaks when its squeezed .

Why not go the whole way for easter & don the ears & paws, disappear under the duvet & f*** like rabbits this springtime!

Kinky Cakes

If there is one thing we love in The Boudoir office (after sex toys that is!) is cake.

We are something of experts & usually favour the rich chocolate sponge or vanilla cream with smooth icing or carrot cake with creamy cheese topping or a bakewell tart or moist muffins -enough enough!

Anyway we have an impending 40th birthday & have decided to indulge our Julie in a Debbie Brown kinky cake as we truly love her quirky designs. There is an absence of chocolate willies & instead sexy scenarios with humorous ladies & gents strutting their stuff.

We have opted for the Firemen & their huge hose (Julies fantasy once told at our office party while completely intoxicated) a perfect 40th birthday cake for a very naughty girl.

The Gigolo

If I had millions at my disposal & fancied the charms of a gigolo it would conjure images of Daniel Craig, George Clooney & even David Beckham (minus the ponytail). Who it wouldn't bring to mind is Helg Sgarbi the guy currently on trial for seducing one of Germany's wealthiest women. A former swiss investment banker Sgarbi labelled 'The Gigolo' has reportedly seduced 4 wealthy women the latest being the majority shareholder in BMW cars with a view to blackmailing & extorting money from them.

We would rather stick with our own Gigolo its more discreet, more handsome & would save us about £900,000!

Have Tenga cracked it with its Egg Masturbator

Tenga are synonymous with 'upmarket' adult products & produce male masturbators with revolutionary Japanese design coupled with chic styling. If you are looking for an adult product for use alone or as part of a pair then Tenga professes to revolutionise your sexual experience & transform the traditional male products on the market.

The latest offering from Tenga is the Egg & yes it does look like six of the farmers best but once you have cracked open the Tenga Egg a super stretchy silicone sleeve is inside giving a superb sensation to aid masturbation.

The egg comes in Clicker, Wavy & Spider variations depending on the pattern of interior you prefer.

Although the Tenga blurb states they are great for couples when sex isn't an option we think they are great for when sex is an option but you want a change from the old routine.

Women Love Porn Too

Traditionally the appreciation of pornography has been a male preserve with films that focus on areas for male gratification with less foreplay & more fucking.

Times are a changing & women are becoming more outspoken about their use of pornography inside a relationship & for masturbation. With production companies such as Joybear & Anna Span introducing a new porn perspective which breaks away from the traditional male point of view, porn has become much more stimulating for us ladies too.

If you don't fancy the idea of visiting a licensed premises for your porn fix then surf the net for some quality snips. Save cash & take a look at some quality free porn sites such as Youporn which features amateurs & budding porn stars alike.

(Check out the male strip shows for pure entertainment value & you truly realise how naughty women can be when we get together!)

Does Good Sex Begin in your 30's?

We can all remember the initial sexual encounters we had, blind fumblings, awkward sex & no real knowledge yet of how to please yourself or others.

I may have been fitter, firmer & partaking in more recreational sex in my twenties but in retrospect was I having more fun?

The answer has to be no, so why am I finding sex in my thirties more satisfying than at any other time?

Yes our bodies are not what they used to be but they are relatively fit & firm & strangely we feel more confident about our bits. Our erogenous zones seem more responsive but then we know the right buttons to press. A mixture of long & short term sexual relationships has given us a knowledge & experience to understand what we want in bed. We have experience of pleasing ourselves & are not afraid to use sex toys alone or in relationships. Overall we know that faking orgasms & emulating the feigned porn star levels of sexual enjoyment in the bedroom aren't what makes for a satisfying sexual experience.

More Mrs Robinson than Bridget Jones, a thirty something woman knows exactly what she wants & boy do we know how to get it!

Best Selling Couples Toy

The Boudoir's best selling couples sex toy is .....the humble cock ring. The vibrating cock ring has become the primary couples choice & we can see why. The cock ring maintains an erection for longer but more importantly for us girls the vibrating versions provide a fantastic buzz to the clitoris which gives us a much greater chance of orgasm during penetrative sex (the number of women who orgasm during penetrative sex alone is reported to be as low as 24%- with 14% who have never experienced an orgasm at all ).

The biggest rise in sales has been with the disposable cock ring which is largely due to couples initially experimenting with a cheaper product but also due to its increased use during casual sex. It is no longer considered 'bad sexual etiquette' to produce a sex toy during a casual encounter & a cock ring is a discreet effective way of ensuring female pleasure.

The Dinky banger & Ring of Venus are popular re-usable versions & many of our toy testers list cock rings as one of the regular sex toys they use as part of their sexual routine.

Sexy Outfit as Sexual Semaphore

Dressing for sex acts as a type of sexual semaphore sending different messages to your partner depending on the sexy guise you choose. Virgin or slut, a sexy outfit will set the stage for your sexual performance & dictate roles for you both during your sex play.

Dressing up can really turn you both on & satisfy fantasies for you both to act out. Clothes don't just alter your appearance but can also benefit your sexual confidence & behaviour. As soon as you put on a sexy outfit you will find acting out your chosen role much easier. If you find your confidence wavering in the bedroom but want to take the lead or fancy turning up your naughty factor a notch donning a naughty outfit can boost your confidence & make it much easier to strut your stuff or exert your sexual power.

Every girl should own a pair of f*** me heels, you know the pair that would cripple you on an evenings outing but would look at home on the tables of the best dancing establishments.

You don't even have to invest in expensive clothing simply put on your best naughty nicks or crotchless panties team with a pair of heels, you can keep them both on & let your inhibitions go.