You know you have struck it lucky when on your first night with that new man he produces his own condom to demonstrate his glorious donkey like proportions.
The condometric is a condom with non smudge ruler printed on the size so yes ladies you can actually see the measurement of his manhood.
The condometric for the man who has it & wants to flaunt it & standing proud in the condometric certainly does that.
Where we ever curious about our mans cock? lets face it girls we don't need a ruler on a condom to tell the size of his pride & joy.
Ok so spacial awareness may not be our thing but where we fall down on reverse parking we make it up by telling you the size of your penis to the nearest millimetre after first experiencing its delights - somethings just matter!
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